This photo appeared in my inbox recently as part of a high fashion clothing store ad. Really? The shoes are an invitation to break an ankle. If you wear these, you may need one of those buttons you press to say, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” The dress looks like a Halloween costume. And this model is clearly too thin. The jacket is cute but it’s nearly lost in all the other, dare I say it, crap. Did I mention the dress costs more than six thousand dollars? I am soooooooooo glad I am old enough to know better than to succumb to what some people call “high fashion."